Poof. (for lack of a better title)

Stealing this idea from someone on another site and the song from my childhood, I’m going to shamelessly make light of a sticky situation.

I now know how bird flu is going to spread:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she’ll die.
 

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she’ll die.
 

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd! To swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she’ll die. (Continue verses)
 

Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
 

Dog . . . What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
 

Goat . . . She opened her throat and in walked a goat.
 

Cow . . . I don’t know how she swallowed that cow.
 

There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse.
 

She died of course!

5 Comments

  1. Krissy Said,

    March 17, 2006 @ 9:55 pm

    Teeheehee

  2. hannah Said,

    April 6, 2006 @ 5:31 pm

    this was sorta funny but not really
    bad poems

  3. Hannah Said,

    April 6, 2006 @ 8:29 pm

    Thanks bunches.

  4. Aunt Joni Said,

    May 25, 2006 @ 9:53 am

    Wow Hannah! what do you think of that?! :-D

  5. Hannah Said,

    May 25, 2006 @ 1:48 pm

    That’s truly random. How fun. :D

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