Archive forMarch, 2006

Poof. (for lack of a better title)

Stealing this idea from someone on another site and the song from my childhood, I’m going to shamelessly make light of a sticky situation.

I now know how bird flu is going to spread:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she’ll die.
 

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she’ll die.
 

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd! To swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she’ll die. (Continue verses)
 

Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
 

Dog . . . What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
 

Goat . . . She opened her throat and in walked a goat.
 

Cow . . . I don’t know how she swallowed that cow.
 

There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse.
 

She died of course!

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I love it when this happens

Sprunkit says:

Or.. yeah. Hopefully no whales materialize in the upper atmosphere.. etc..

Nie says:

You’ve read that?!

Sprunkit says:

Yesssss!

Nie says:

GOOD book!

Sprunkit says:

YEAH!

Nie says:

Anyway, I’ll let you go now. :P

 

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